Reasons To Love California

• In-N-Out Burger.
• Glitz and glam.
• The weather.
• Abundant and varied wildlife.
• Incredible geography.

Reasons To Hate California

• Earthquakes.
• Hippies.
• Glitz and glam.
• They actually voted in Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• You can’t use your pool during a heat wave because there’s a bear in it!

Imagine you live in Los Angeles County and the weather actually stinks. Yes, I know that’s hard to do, as the climate in Southern California is usually postcard-esque.

Now imagine you want to cool off in your expensive pool, in your expensive house, in your expensive designer swim attire, but you can’t because there’s a bear taking a plunge in your expensive water!

Here’s the video evidence.