Reasons To Love California

  • In-N-Out Burger.
  • Glitz and glam.
  • The weather.
  • Abundant and varied wildlife.
  • Incredible geography.

Reasons To Hate California

  • Earthquakes.
  • Hippies.
  • Glitz and glam.
  • They actually voted in Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • You can’t use your pool during a heat wave because there’s a bear in it!

Imagine you live in Los Angeles County and the weather actually stinks. Yes, I know that’s hard to do, as the climate in Southern California is usually postcard-esque.

Now imagine you want to cool off in your expensive pool, in your expensive house, in your expensive designer swim attire, but you can’t because there’s a bear taking a plunge in your expensive water!

Here’s the video evidence.